ENROLLING FEBRUARY 2027 · WAITLIST NOW OPEN
THE DECODE CERTIFICATION
A Year-Long Apprenticeship in Integrated Astrology
For coaches, healers, intuitives, and astrologers ready to read a chart with confidence, help clients integrate it though psychology and somatics, and build a six-figure healing and coaching business that sustains itself.
LCSW · 6 YEARS · 1,000+ READINGS
WHAT YOU WANT
You want to help people. And you want a tool you know will work, every single time.
That's what astrology is.
Someone's birth chart shows you who they are at their core: their patterns, their gifts, their wounds. And when timing and predictions, you can see what's coming in their life and help them prepare for it.
These are some of the most sought-after tools in the world.
But a chart reading alone doesn't create change.
A client can get their chart read, have a huge "aha" moment... and forget everything they just experienced by the next week.
That's where psychology and somatics come in. Through parts work and somatic tools, the Decode Method teaches your client to embody their core energy, so the insight lives in their body and their choices, not just in their notes.
And even with life-changing tools, if you don't have the business knowledge to build something with them, you won't make money from it.
Astrology
Psychology
Business
Having all three is rare. It's exactly what clients are searching for, and it's what this school was built to give you.
THE APPRENTICESHIP
Astrology, psychology, somatics, and business
Finally taught together
Most certifications hand you recordings and wish you luck
This is an apprenticeship.
For a full year, I'll be by your side, helping you implement everything you learn.
Every week, we're on live calls together, applying what you're learning to real charts, so you're not just learning astrology, you're practicing it.
Whether you're starting from zero or already working with clients, you'll learn the astrology and the psychology to transform lives, and the business architecture to hold your magic.
No more piecemealing a bunch of courses together to create the business of your dreams. This is one system, one year, and by the end, everything is integrated:
01
The Astrology
Shows you exactly what's keeping someone stuck, and way.
02
The psychology and somatics
help them move through it, instead of just understanding it.
04
The Business
turns all of that into offers clients who stay, and income you can count on.
03
The Timing
tells you when they're ready, and when you're ready, to make the next move
At the center of it is the Decode Method.
A diagnosis is not the same thing as a cure. So the method moves in three phases
PHASE 1
Diagnosis
Read the chart as a clinical map: the patterns, the wounds, the blocks, the timing
PHASE 2
Parts Mapping
Meet the planetary parts still running old programming, the understand what they're protecting
PHASE 3
Alchemy
Integrate with EFT tapping, somatic work, and nervous system support until the change actually sticks
YOUR TEACHER
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[ Hi, I'm Lauren.]
LCSW · 10+ YEARS CLINICAL EXPERIENCE · 1,000+ CHART READINGS
I thought I would be a therapist my whole life, and I pursued it all the way to opening my own private practice. But when I found astrology during my MSW program, I couldn't put it down.
In March 2025, I left my clinical practice to build The Lunar Child full time. Within a year I'd built an offer suite, launched a certification, and hit $15k months. not by posting more, but by building the structure underneath.
I've built a six-figure business doing this work, with 100% retention. Now I'm teach you how.
Is this for you?
This is for you if you want:
A six-figure business built on tools that work no matter who's in front of you.
Any chart, any client, any situation, you know what to do.
Devoted, high-ticket clients who show up for you,
and keep showing up, because the work changes their lives.
To stop starting from zero cash every month.
Clients who stay for months instead of booking once, which means five-figure months already on the books for the next month.
To do work that's deeper than anything your clients have ever experienced.
Someone's astrology is the unique blueprint of their soul and their timing in this life. That's what makes your practice so uniquely yours.
To stop collecting wisdom and start building a legacy with it.
What you learn here can create generational wealth, for you and the people who come after you.
If that's what you've been craving, this is for you.
This is not for you if...
You want a certificate for your bio, not a year of actually practicing.
You're looking for keywords to memorize instead of a language to learn.
You're not willing to do your own work. Every tool you learn here, you'll use on your own chart first.
You don't want to show up. This is an apprenticeship, which means live calls every week and real charts, out loud.
You want me to just tell you you're doing great. I will always be compassionate, and I will also get real with you.
Here to learn your own chart? Start with the blueprint.
THE CURRICULUM
Four Pillars. One year. Built in the order you need them
You have to know someone's chart to guide them through the psychology.
You need timing for when they come to you triggered or about to make a big move.
And you need to know how to build a business with all of it.
Quarter 1
Foundations
All the technical and intuitive skills you need to read a chart: signs, houses, planets, aspects, rulership, and how they all talk to each other. No more synthesis freeze, just an in-depth understanding of whatever chart is in front of you.
Quarter 2
Psychology & Somatics
The Decode Method. Planetary parts work, somatic tools, and EFT, so your client doesn't just understand the pattern, they can shift it in real life. This is where the looping stops and the astrology starts to become integrated.
Quarter 4
Business Infrastructure
How to build a healing and coaching business with everything you've learned: your offers, your ideal clients, and the systems to sustain it.
Quarter 3
Timing, Transits & Relationships
Life is all about timing, and the astrology reflects it. This is one of the strongest tools you can have as a coach: Helping your client navigate real-life situations and relationships, guiding them through what's happening now, and preparing them for the chapters ahead.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
You'll literally be with me every week.
BEGINS
FEBRUARY 2027
LENGTH
12 MONTHS
Weekly live calls with me
For teaching, real-chart application, and your questions.
Telegram support
between calls for the moments you get stuck
Practice as you learn
apply every pillar to real charts, and to your clients and business as you build them
Up to 20 students
so you get real, intentional time with me
HOW YOU GRADUATE CERTIFIED
Certification is based on what you can do, not on homework or attendance. to graduate, you'll:
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Complete 10 client sessions. Three of them take one client through the full Decode Method: Diagnosis, Parts mapping, and Alchemization. Practice clients count, so free or low-cost sessions work.
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Pass a final assessment covering astrology knowledge, ethics, and scope of practice.
MY PROMISE TO YOU
"You'll have everything you need to build a business that creates the freedom you truly desire in your life, while giving back to humanity."
That's not a hope. It's a promise I stand ten toes down on.
- Lauren
FROM MY STUDENTS
This is what it looks like when the chart actually gets used.
INVESTMENT
WAITLIST PRICE
$10,000
save $2,000
Full price when doors open: $12,000
Payment plans available. Put down your deposit to hold your spot.
This isn't $10,000 for a year of calls. It's a full year of me by your side, building the skills, the method, and the business you'll use for the rest of your career.
UP TO 20 STUDENTS
QUESTIONS
Before you ask
Do I need astrology experience to join?
No. Whether you're starting from zero or already working with clients, Quarter 1 builds the foundations to read any chart. And if you want a head start, The Blueprint is a great place to begin, and the full price credits toward the certifcation.
When are the live calls, and are they recorded?
We meet live every Wednesday at 3:00 p.m Pacific. Every call is recorded, and replays are posted on the course platform, so you can catch up anytime.
How many hours a week should I plan for?
Plan for two hours on our weekly live call, plus however much time you want for study and practice in between
What does it take to graduate certified?
No. I am one, and that's exactly why I teach you where coaching ends and therapy begins, how to stay inside that line, and when to refer a client out.
What do the payment plans look like, and how does the deposit work?
Tuition is split into 12 monthly payments. Your deposit is your first month's payment, and the remaining 11 payments are billed monthly after that. Early bird pricing is $888/month; full price is $1,000/month
What does it take to graduate certified?
To certify, you'll show that you can take clients through all three phases of the Decode Method (Diagnosis, Parts Mapping, and Alchemization) and complete 20 client hours by the end of the year.
Are there breaks during the year?
Yes. there's a two-week integration break between each semester, so you have time to study and absorb the material before we move on.
How is this different from other astrology certifications?
Most certifications teach you to read a chart. this one teaches you what to do after the reading: The psychology, the somatic tools, and the business to hold it all. And you're not learning from recordings. You're on live calls with me every week for a full year.
Do I need to be a therapist to do this work?
No. I am one, and that's exactly why I teach you where coaching ends and therapy begins, how to stay inside that line, and when to refer a client out.
What's the refund policy?
All sales are final, and there are no refunds. Please make sure the timing and commitment work for you before you enroll.
Ready?
Astrology alone doesn't transform lives
Insight alone has never changed behavior.
Astrology paired with psychology, somatics, timing, and real business strategy does.
You can keep giving great readings that clients forget by next week. Or you can become the one they can't get anywhere else.
If you made it this far down the page, there's a very good chance you're a fit. And if you want to feel into whether this is aligned, or just talk it through with me, I'm happy to chat.